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*LIMITED TIME OFFER*

Get Your Own Unique Sassy Horoscope For Just $5!

5”x7” Art Print

Only $5.00 to receive your choice of art print, including free shipping inside the US.

Free Stickers!

Along with your high quality art print, you get a free bonus of 3 stickers!

VIP Collector’s Club

Gain access to my private art collector's group where you will find monthly giveaways and exclusive deals.

Full Money Back Guarantee

So WHY am I giving these away for just $5?

After the costs of printing and shipping these, I won't make any profit off this $5 offer. 

 Why would I even begin to think about doing that?

 Let me explain....

 There are two reasons this offer makes a lot of sense to me:

  1. I want to share my art with everyone who feels the same connection to these dark humor and sarcastic works.

    I believe in the power of art to connect people and bring a little joy into their lives, and I hope that owning a Sassy Horoscope print will be more than just a fun and sarcastic addition to your home, but a way to feel connected to a community of people who appreciate the same things that you do.

    These past few years have been difficult for so many of us, and I hope that by sending out these prints, I can spread a little love, a little laughter, and brighten someone's day.
     

  2. I want to make it possible for as many people as I can to own a piece of my artwork.

    Even if I am not making any profit off this offer, by sending out a physical print I am sharing my art with people in a more meaningful way.

    What I really want is to build a connection with my fans that goes beyond just scrolling past an image on your social media feed.

So...

Below this letter you'll be able to select which of the 12 Sassy Horoscopes you'd like to brighten up your space and hopefully a little fun in life — Leo, Aries, Pisces, Sagittarius, Libra, Scorpio, Gemini, Capricorn, Aquarius, Virgo, Taurus, and Cancer.

I've had the joy of sending out thousands of art prints and received so much positive feedback from satisfied customers around the world.  It's been incredible sharing my work and connecting with so many wonderful people!

BUT, I want you to feel confident in your purchase, so I'm offering a risk-free guarantee. 

I fully guarantee: If you don't love your sassy horoscope print just as much as I loved painting it, I'll refund your $5.00 & you can keep the print anyway (Or gift it to a loved one, feed it to your dog, burn it, whatever) 

All you'd have to do is contact me directly with the details on your receipt and I'll give you back every penny. Which I'm grateful to say has never had to happen yet!

I'm excited to share my love of sarcasm with you, and I hope that owning one of my prints will be the start of a lasting connection between us.

If this sounds like something you're interested in, here are the next steps...

  1. Scroll below this letter.
     

  2. Choose your favorite of the horoscopes to order. (Or choose the whole set!)
     

  3. Fill out the form and enter your address on the following page.
     

  4. Receive your new one-of-a-kind sassy horoscope and have it on your wall within just 14 days.

If you have any questions, you can send an email to hello@christyillustrates.com 🙂

Thank you so much for taking the time to read this, I can't wait to get your new sassy horoscope to you.

Artist/Illustrator

Happy Customers on Social! 😊

  • Christy’s horoscope pieces are one of my favorites that I’ve seen done of the signs! Cute, unique characters drawn in a style that gives an amazing feel similar to Tim Burton, and sayings that encompass the overwhelming “doneness” I feel with the human race and I am so here for it.

    Allison - MS

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • Christy's designs are so great and well thought out. My horoscope design is spot on! All of them seem to be and they're so fun! I love her funky funny grump style.

    Alicia - MD

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • Christy’s art is AMAZING! It’s so unique and fun. I Love it! The zodiac series is AMAZING! I’m a Cancer and the Cancer is SO accurate!

    Sophie B. - TX

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

The Sassy Horoscopes collection was born from my love of dark humor and sarcasm—a playful way I've always dealt with tough times. Life hasn’t always been easy, but finding humor in the dark and colorful has helped me manage it all with a laugh. Each horoscope piece reveals the sarcastic side of the 12 zodiac signs, showcasing the unique, edgy, and fun personality of each sign.

These sassy quotes capture the thoughts, feelings, and attitudes of each sign in a way that’s both relatable and entertaining. Whether you're a bold Aries or a mysterious Scorpio, each sign’s message shines in its own awesome way. When you hang your art at home, I hope it brings a smile and reminds you of the unique and special qualities that make you, well - you.

What you get:

  • A choice of 12 different pieces of artwork (Shown below)

  • Printed on Thick, High Quality Cardstock paper.

  • The option to upgrade the size of your art print

  • Exclusive discount of 66% off the regular price in my shop.

FREE SHIPPING

Price includes shipping on your order inside the US. Your art print will be shipped flat and sturdy inside a protective sleeve so that it will get to you safe and sound.

FREE BONUS STICKERS

Along with your high quality art print, you get a free bonus of 3 stickers from my horoscope set!

ACCESS TO VIP COLLECTOR'S GROUP

Inside my private art collector's community you will find monthly giveaways, exclusive sales and more!

MONEY BACK GUARANTEE

If you don't love the art print you receive as much as I loved creating the artwork, you can get a full refund, no questions asked and you don't even have to return the print.

  • $5.00

    *Usually $15.00*

    High quality 5" x 7" art print on thick, acid-free card stock.

    Order Leo

  • $5.00

    *Usually $15.00*

    High quality 5" x 7" art print on thick, acid-free card stock.

    Order Aries

  • $5.00

    *Usually $15.00*

    High quality 5" x 7" art print on thick, acid-free card stock.

    Order Gemini

  • $5.00

    *Usually $15.00*

    High quality 5" x 7" art print on thick, acid-free card stock.

    Order libra

  • $5.00

    *Usually $15.00*

    High quality 5" x 7" art print on thick, acid-free card stock.

    order scorpio

  • $5.00

    *Usually $15.00*

    High quality 5" x 7" art print on thick, acid-free card stock.

    Order Sagittarius

  • $5.00

    *Usually $15.00*

    High quality 5" x 7" art print on thick, acid-free card stock.

    order capricorn

  • $5.00

    *Usually $15.00*

    High quality 5" x 7" art print on thick, acid-free card stock.

    order aquarius

  • $5.00

    *Usually $15.00*

    High quality 5" x 7" art print on thick, acid-free card stock.

    order pisces

  • $5.00

    *Usually $15.00*

    High quality 5" x 7" art print on thick, acid-free card stock.

    order virgo

  • $5.00

    *Usually $15.00*

    High quality 5" x 7" art print on thick, acid-free card stock.

    order taurus

  • $5.00

    *Usually $15.00*

    High quality 5" x 7" art print on thick, acid-free card stock.

    order cancer

Still not sure?

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

If you don't see your question answered here, contact me at hello@christyillustrates.com and I'll get back to you as soon as possible!

  • For the $5.00 prints, I am not making a cent of profit off of the offer. The cost covers the production of the print and the shipping materials and fees, so that I don't bankrupt myself in the process of sharing my art with you.

     There is an option to upgrade your print to a larger size, which does help to support me as an independent artist. :)

  • Shipping times will vary depending on where you're located, but I will do my best to get your prints sent out to you quickly! 

     lease allow up to 14 days for your art to arrive (although it will most likely be faster than that!)

  • It's hard to say! I'm only making a limited re-run of these prints available at this lower price, so when they run out I will take this page down.

    At that point they will only be available at regular price on my site.
    These prints have proven very popular, so they may come back in the future, but I can't guarantee it!

About Christy

Hi! I’m Christy, an artist and illustrator based in the scenic Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia. Known for my whimsical, sarcastic style, I’ve spent over a decade creating vibrant, unique artwork that blends fantasy with real-world humor. My work is inspired by combining bold, bright colors with dark sarcasm to craft pieces that are as thought-provoking as they are fun.

My art is a blend of sarcasm, wit, and a touch of sass to help lighten the load when things get heavy. From quirky illustrations to pieces that speak to real struggles, I create artwork that resonates with anyone looking to smile through the rough patches. So, if you’re here for some sarcastic fun, relatable art, or just need a little escape, welcome! Let’s find some joy (and maybe a little snark) in the everyday.

I’m truly grateful to each collector who chooses to invest in my art—no matter the price. I know we’re all navigating tough times, and my goal is to share my unique, darkly humorous artwork with as many of you as possible. My pieces are designed to bring a smile to your face, even during life’s challenging moments. Whether you’re looking to add some fun, sarcastic art to your collection or just need a little lift in the darker days, I hope my art connects with you and adds a bit of joy!

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